Alice - 20 weeks
A real conversation
Friend: You smell good. New perfume?
Me: Sort of. It’s the smelly flowers from the Pat the Bunny book.
Friend: As in ‘Judy smells the pretty flowers….’
Me: ‘…now YOU smell the stinky flowers.’ Exactly. Except it’s Paul who’s the future florist. Or possibly a jeweler since he can’t get enough of Mummy’s ring.
Friend: Wow, Jess. Wow.
Me: Don’t you dare ask me what I do all day or I’ll make you touch my scratchy calves.













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🙂 So funny Jess.
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Jane
She IS super cute…I know you must gobble those cheeks all day!
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Sarah Wu
Love love love this baby girl!!
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Leticia- Tech Savvy Mama
LOL on the convo but Alice? She’s perfection just like her big brother and sis! I’m ready for some Alice time so you can put on some real perfume and deal with those scratchy calves! xoxoxo
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Mama Marchand
Bahahahahahaha. That is HILARIOUS.
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Meg McCormick
That’s too funny! I remember those days and some days now I would trade my challenging teenagers for a snuggly warm baby who just wants to nurse and drool and smile and cuddle and nap.
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Meredith
I want to come out there and squeeze her! Love you!
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Flowers in Bellevue
How cute. She loves her book!
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