Sorry my posting has been light these last two weeks, but I have been on a vacation with my family. After a hectic year, it has been heavenly to enjoy …more

“This is my mama. Her name is Jessica. She’s wearing that giant hat and sunglasses so she can be saved from being put in a ditch or a box.” — …more

I recently turned 35. It was my harshest b-day to date. I know there’s nothing you can do about it besides work to be healthy and happy but dude, it …more

We are going cuckoo at our house. Are you feeling similarly insane? We’re trying to dance off our cabin fever. Here are some videos for your viewing pleasure, featuring the …more

I know that admitting to watching this show is like complaining about your weight, gushing about your new pedicure color or other activities so feminine and insignificant to our nation …more

A few weeks ago I posted some Momfinitions as part of the Nickelodeon Parents Connect & TwitterMoms contest to find funny phrases that reflect the reality of parenting. And holy …more

“Which wine will go best with tuna casserole? That’s what we’re serving on Good Friday after church.” “You’re not supposed to drink on Good Friday. It’s a day of non-drinking.” …more

I’m trying to focus enough on my “job” here on APISS, but my numero uno role of mom is taking precedent during this precious family season. Christmas carol sing-a-longs at …more

Nope, I haven’t nabbed a freelance assignment at the top daily in the world BUT a tiny bit of my blonde head made an appearance! Other fuzzy heads include WhyMommy, …more

I wrote a piece for sex topic day on DC Metro Moms. It’s not scandalous, just a musing on personal space, marital love and um, my bathroom. Wait. Hear that …more

If you are in need of a good laugh, I urge you to check out the You Look Nice Today photo pool on Flickr. This is part of a new …more

Dr. Pia de Solenni, new feminist rock star, Catholic theologian and my amazing real life girlfriend sent me a good G-rated Irish joke: Two men were sitting next to each …more

I copied Kimberle and took Sweetney’s challenge for the Self-Portrait Truthiness project, and this is what I look like at 6:15am. Also pictured, the reason for my early mornings: Thanks …more